Make. It. Stop.

Obama’s 50 Shades of Islam

You’ve probably been aware of all of the oppression going on in this country against Muslims.  Sure, the mainstream media is trying to keep it all hush hush, but we know there’s a problem.  Why just this morning right before Mass was ended, my priest called for every member of the congregation to round up as many Muslims as we know and – just because of their faith – saw their heads off.  The church secretary is supposed to be running the camera when we get down to business.

Oh. wait.  It’s the other way around.  How could I forget.

Fortunately the Obama Administration is on the job.  Not only has Obama refused to acknowledge the Islamo-fascist problem, not only has Barack Hussein Obama criticized Egypt for bombing ISIS for the bloody slaughter of a couple of dozen Christians, his Administration – the most inept, despicable, nationally destructive administration in history –  is giving voice to the “plight of Muslims” in this country.

DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY SECRETARY JEH JOHNSON: We in the administration and the government should give voice to the plight of Muslims living in this country and the discrimination that they face. And so I personally have committed to speak out about the situation that very often people in the Muslim community in this country face. The fact that there are 1.6 billion Muslims in the world and the Islamic faith is one about peace and brotherhood.