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Category: Humor
Aug 02
Birth rate in England and Wales hits 80-YEAR low. Dentists facing massive unemployment.
Global warming to blame. Birth rates have hit a historic low amid falling fertility rates, an ageing population and increasing numbers of women leaving it until later in life to have children. There were just over 11 babies born for every 1,000 people in England and Wales last year – the lowest level since birth rates …
Aug 01
Kirsten Gillibrand courts the Traditional Family Values Vote.
A Girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do. New York junior senator Kirsten Gillibrand is marginal candidate in 2020 Democratic primaries. She acknowledged her position is in peril, pleading: “Please go to kirstengillibrand.com so I can make the next debate stage.“ Gillibrand was one of the candidates on stage Wednesday night, and falls toward …
Jul 31
Rep. Ilhan Omar seen flaunting disregard for Sharia Law.
Seen spending time with man who is not her husband. While the rest of the Muslim world is continuing in its path of peace, Representative Ilhan Omar was thumbing her hajib at Sharia Law. Under that code, often implemented where Rep. Omar comes from, a woman is forbidden to be in the company of a …
Jul 31
Arrested Michigan 10 year old lands MLB pitching gig.
Will join team as soon as he’s on probation. Things are looking up for 10 year old Bryce Lindley. Bryce is the soon to be fifth grader from Wayne County, Michigan. He’s been arrested for assault (charges are pending in Wayne County juvenile court). Bryce is accused of joining with others encircling a group of …
Jul 30
Dude in a dress accesses 80,000 credit cards.
Conclusive proof the he really is a she. A Seattle-based transgender former Amazon engineer has been arrested for allegedly hacking Capital One bank’s systems to steal data it was storing on Amazon’s Web Services cloud. Paige Thompson, the ex-Amazon employee and erstwhile ex-guy, was able to hack into Capital One’s computers and purloined 80,000 credit …
Jul 29
White Privileged MAGA hat lover, deports a Mexican.
Racist Gull tells Mexican to “Go back where you came from. In fact, I’ll take you there myself.” Possible retaliation for chewing up a MAGA hat. Reports are coming out of England that mobs of mostly-white seagulls are searching for less-privileged birds and mammals in a globally-warmed environment that is leading to a scarcity of …