Michael Avenatti goes to jail. Shocked! Shocked, I tell you.

New York Post reports:

Lawyer Michael Avenatti is facing coast-to-coast charges in separate extortion and fraud schemes, the feds announced Monday.

Avenatti — who shot to fame representing porn star Stormy Daniels over her claims of an affair with President Trump and more recently the parents of Azriel Clary, one of R. Kelly’s alleged “sex slaves” — was arrested in Manhattan on charges that he tried to shake down the sneaker giant Nike for $20 million last week, authorities said.

“I’ll go take $10 billion off your client’s market cap … I’m not f–king around,” court papers say he told Nike lawyers during a conference call Wednesday.

Avenatti’s biggest claim to fame previously was that he represented porno purveyor Stormy Daniels.  She claims she fired him as her attorney because of his lack of honesty.  Apparently, there are some things even a porn star won’t do.