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My timeline.

Since Facebook has this whole Timeline thingy and, more importantly, it just went public and generated a few bizillion dollars, I thought I would create my own.  Let me know if you can relate . . . and the best comment will share in the vast wealth that I’m gonna have when I go public.  Probably call it Faceplant.

                1962 vs 2012

          1962: Long hair 

2012: Longing for hair

 

1962: KEG

2012: EKG

 

          1962: Acid rock

2012: Acid reflux

 

          1962: Moving to California because it’s cool

2012: Moving to Arizona because it’s warm

 

          1962: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

          2012: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

 

          1962: Seeds and stems

          2012: Roughage

 

          1962: Hoping for a BMW

          2012: Hoping for a BM

 

          1962: Going to a new, hip joint

          2012: Receiving a new hip joint

 

          1962: Rolling Stones

          2012: Kidney Stones

 

          1962: Passing the drivers’ test

          2012: Passing the vision test

H/T to D. Hirsh

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