Tag: Pope Francis

Bergoglio Fears the Calm

Pope Criticizes People Who Complain About Pandemic Restrictions Bloomberg reports that Papal stand-in, Jorge Bergoglio called for “patience and solidarity” so long as you agree with him.  He went on to criticize “those who complain about restrictive measures during the coronavirus pandemic.” It only took seven years, but he’s finally paying attention to me. While …

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Pachamama idols go for swim; Pope not feeling so honored.

My, what a difference a month makes. Why it was just last month that Pope Francis was luxuriating in criticism.  He called it “an honor” when he was ‘attacked’ by Americans. You see there were these four idols, that the Vatican called “Indigenous symbols of life” which translated to English is “idols”.  Well, just the …

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Pope Francis: Fatties are victims too.

Capitalism causes obesity. Pope Francis said that there is a “distorted relationship between food and nutrition” in the world, resulting in both world hunger and obesity, even in poorer nations.  Food, says the Pontiff “is ceasing to be a means of subsistence and turning into an avenue of personal destruction.” Francis said that these improper …

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Catholics Convene Impeachment Inquiry.

Pontiff could be tried by the laity; must be convicted by the Bishops. Catholic faithful may have had enough of Pope Francis’ always vague, often heretical statements.  In what is undoubtedly an historic first, the laity is forming a Formal Inquiry to remove Jorge’ Bergoglio from the Vatican. This latest controversy began when the pontiff …

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Pope: “Give up fossil fuel” Hops on Papal Plane.

Bernie Sanders, Pete Buttigieg jockey for papal endorsement. Pope Francis has called upon the world to give up fossil fuels, claiming that the climate is in a state of “emergency” and that this has been caused by human activity.   “Now is the time to abandon our dependence on fossil fuels and move, quickly and …

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Pope Francis calls it ‘an honor’ to have Americans ‘attack’ him.

Americans oblige, heaping on more ‘honor.’ Pope Francis told a French author that he felt it an honor to be attacked by Americans. According to Edward Pentin of the National Catholic Register and several other reporters, the Argentinian pontiff made the remark soon after the papal plane took off from the runway September 4 en route …

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Turns out, Pope not Catholic.

Centuries old rhetorical question, no longer rhetorical. Last week, the Vatican announced that a multi-faith “Higher Committee” (comprised of Catholics and Muslims) had been established in the United Arab Emirates to implement the “Document on Human Fraternity for World Peace and Living Together,” which Pope Francis signed on Feb. 4, 2019, in Abu Dhabi, together …

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Brazil’s President Bolsonaro: Just a Regular Guy

Pope Francis chimes in. Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro suggested Friday that people “poop every other day” as a way to save the environment, after he came under fire for a surge in deforestation of the Amazon since he came to power.  “It’s enough to eat a little less. You talk about environmental pollution. It’s enough …

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Slugfest at the Vatican

If I known it was going to be a slugfest, I’d have shown up myself. I mean, what’s more fun than bashing liberal heads!  They’re empty and crack easily.  Oh, it’s a figure of speech.  Never mind. The Washington Post reports: At one point during a major summit of the Roman Catholic hierarchy that ends …

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Obama insults Pope. Yawn?

This could turn out to be better than the Republican debate, an admittedly low bar to entertainment.  But I’m kinda, sorta doubting it. Sometimes, I’d like to be Pope . . . just for a day.  Or. at least, Charles Martel. Ed Morrissey over at Hot Air notes Obama insults the Pope: At practically the …

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