Battle of the Bulges

Miss Maryland is a man;
Miss Alabama is a van.
You might have tab; you might have a slot
You can be a Miss even if you are not.
I’d say she was fat, but that would be rude;
Wait a minute, that other one is a dude.
Judges decide if the better man wins
Or do we give it to the girl with all those chins?
Can’t wait for Miss USA and all it promulges
But I think they should call it the battle of the bulges.

No Salvation Outside the Church

If God did wink-wink, nod-nod, hint-hint, it would look like this.

From all accounts the Maui wildfire can only be described in hellish terms.  Nearly every news story can’t help but use the word apocalyptic.

Testimony of the enormity, ferocity, suddenness, and extent of the inferno cannot be exaggerated.  Warning sirens never sounded; there was not time.  Cars queuing up to leave the island were incinerated where they sat.  Multi-million dollar ocean front homes, historic landmarks, art galleries . . . turned to ashes.  Residents raced for the safety of the ocean to escape the raging heat.  Many of those describe that even “the waves were on fire“, as oil and fuel from destroyed boats and marinas covered the water.  A very Old Testamentish vibe.

Nearly everything was obliterated.  Nearly.

Maria Lanakila Catholic Church (translation: Mary Victorious), right smack dab in the middle of it all still stands. To quote John Calvin, “What a coincidence!

@hawaiibrunoldsquad Lahaina Church was saved . Jax was babtized here #mauifire #lahainahawaii #hawaiibrunoldsquad ♬ original sound – HawaiiBrunoldSquad

Yet,  on the mainland other hellish fires rage.  In a saner time, men who dressed up as garish women and  sexualizing young children would meet a first-class, old-fashioned butt-whipping.  And that’s if they got off easy.  Downtown areas of every major American city resemble bombed-out, run-down, open sewers.  Experts opine that lopping off healthy body parts changes the unchangeable.  Our social media obsessed world lives and dies by “likes” and can’t even remember a time when “friend” was a noun, not a verb.  The justice system is rife with injustice; perversion is the currency of our education system; and, the welfare state delivers neither wellness nor fairness.  And, of course, we baptize all this in the blood of the unborn as children continue to “pass through the fire“.  The progeny of Molech know no shame.

In case you haven’t noticed,  “even the waves are on fire.”

Can we, just for a moment, contemplate that these things just might be connected?

Can we consider that the cup of Divine wrath is just a teensy-weensy bit away from being full?  Consider just a drop from that cup spilling out: #MauiFire.

Maui fire bad.  Very bad.  Fires of Hell – eternal, unquenchable, inescapable – exponentially worse.

So what to do?

Oh my Jesus, forgive me of my sins.

Save us from the fires of Hell.

Lead all souls to Heaven, especially those in need of your mercy.

 

If you’re Catholic, go to Confession. In fact, going to Confession should be treated like voting in Chicago: Do it early and often.

If you’re not Catholic, well, it’s time to acknowledge that the Great Ecclesiastical Experiment was a dud.  Get thee into the One, Holy, Catholic, and Apostolic Church.  Might want to get that done before the whole cup of wrath tips all the way out thingy happens.  Just sayin’.  And if you want to argue about this, well, I’m your huckleberry.

And learn some Chinese.  Might come in handy when you want to ask your captors for a cup of water.

As we say here in the South: extra Ecclesiam nulla salus, y’all.

Where was God when Josiah died?

Josiah Seth Hirsh

August 11, 2022

“He cannot come to me but I will go to him.” II Samuel 12:23

Wait. You mean there’s a time to resist?

Family Photos are EXACTLY like this

My wife and I have 13 children.  Our experience with family photos are like this.

Republican or Democrat: a Voter’s Guide

Voting season will be upon us before you know it. Watch this handy little guide so you can decide whether you want to vote Republican or not.

Only thing that ages worse than Biden are his statements.

BIDEN IN 2008 RE TROOP PULLDOWN

Trans Athlete finally makes winner’s circle.

Try not to judge.

This DUDE is now in charge of your healthcare.

And soon to be Four-Star Admiral

WASHINGTON – A senior Biden health appointee who made history when she became the nation’s highest-ranking openly transgender official is also set to become its first openly transgender four-star officer, the administration announced on Tuesday.

Rachel Levine, the U.S. assistant secretary for health, will be sworn in Tuesday as an admiral of the U.S. Public Health Service Commissioned Corps, a 6,000-person force that responds to health crises on behalf of the federal government, including administering coronavirus vaccines and delivering care after hurricanes. Levine is also the organization’s first-ever female four-star admiral.

Read the rest of our national insanity here.

So, is Joe Biden more senile than he is wicked or is it vice – and I do mean vice – versa?

 

Substitute “abortion” for “ivermectin”

A moron judge (forgive the redundancy) in Ohio ruled that a patient did not have a right to the doctor advised course of treatment . . .  for Covid.

Imagine the outcry if a doctor recommended abortion – the intentional killing of an innocent child – and a judge said no.   What happened to all the BS rhetoric about it being “between a doctor, a patient, and God” and “my body, my choice”?

Maybe it was just BS rhetoric.

And the disingenuous irony of the judge overruling a doctor’s prescription and in the same breath noting that “judges are not doctors.”  #insanity.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/ohio-judge-reverses-colleague-e2-80-99s-decision-on-covid-patient-e2-80-99s-ivermectin-treatment-e2-80-98judges-are-not-doctors-e2-80-99/ar-AAObDTQ