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Biden’s Whoppers.

Biden announces contingency plan if he doesn’t get nomination. Joe Biden today announced his contingency plan if he should fail to get the Democratic nomination for President. The former Vice President told reporters that he was going into the restaurant business, specifically fast food.  He will be opening a chain of hamburger serving diners called …

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Biden said the “L” word.

But he didn’t mean it. The nation’s leading gaffe-master, former President in charge of Vice Joe Biden got hoisted on his own petard yesterday. Biden is  under fire for his double standard after he earlier described Donald Trump as ‘abhorrent’ and ‘despicable’ for comparing the impeachment inquiry to ‘a lynching’.   Crazy Uncle Joe said, “Impeachment …

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Biden continues to lose it.

First his mind; now his teeth. Did Vice President Biden’s teeth almost fall out of his mouth during the Democratic debate? As moderator David Muir asked a question of Biden, the candidate could be seen moving his mouth around as though he was chewing gum.  At the conclusion of Muir’s question, Biden seemed to fumble …

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Biden’s Stolen Valor

Uncle Joe, tell us that one about your mind being sharp again. Joe Biden painted a vivid scene for the 400 people packed into a college meeting hall. A four-star general had asked the then-vice president to travel to Kunar province in Afghanistan, a dangerous foray into “godforsaken country,” to recognize the remarkable heroism of …

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Biden courts the cotton-pickin voters.

Joe Biden claimed racism is institutional in America on Tuesday, but would not commit wholeheartedly to picking a person of color as his running mate if he were to win the Democrat presidential nomination. Biden, who has faced scrutiny over his ties to avowed segregationists and opposition to school busing, told a group of reporters …

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Joe Biden imagines, then fails geography.

Also managed to step in a time-space warp mud puddle. Democratic front-runner for president, Joe Biden, has got the Oval Office on his mind. Biden, who loves to wax nostalgic was reflecting out loud at his previous proximity to the sitting in the presidential high chair. “First, there was that time,” he recalled fondly, “in …

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Doc says Biden’s brain is fine. Biden wants it back.

Enough with the worrying, former Vice President Joe Biden’s brain surgeon says. As some voters murmur that the gaffe-prone Democratic presidential candidate‘s age is cause for extra concern this campaign cycle, Dr. Neal Kassell — the man who performed surgery on Biden three decades ago following two brain aneurysms — came out swinging for his …

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Biden stumping for Trump in Iowa.

On a “Truth vs. Facts” tour Former Vice President and current Democratic hopeful for president, Joe Biden, has been tirelessly campaigning . . . it appears, for President Trump. Falling on the ever-popular White Privilege sword, Biden noted with great enthusiasm that “Poor kids are just as bright as white kids,” the former President in …

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Joe Biden and the hostile workplace environment.

Biden going all ISIS, loosing his head. Or, at least thinking with the wrong one. Vice President Joe Biden clearly takes a hands on approach when it comes to his day job. Tuesday, at Defense Sec. Ash Carter‘s swearing-in ceremony, Biden got all touchy feely with Carter’s wife, Stephanie. From the pictures, it looks like he’s whispering …

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Barack Obama repudiates Barack Obama.

Former President Barack Hussein Obama joined his voice to the growing chorus of folks who are rejecting things that Obama said and did as President.  Said Obama, “I’ve got a new appreciation for truthiness of things.  And I want the Republicans to stop running ads that have me saying things.”  Turns out Republicans are using …

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