Oct 24

“Arab Spring” meets Christmas.

It’s a sure bet that whoever’s on your gift list doesn’t already have one of these.

The latest toy has hit the shops…a talking Muslim doll. Nobody knows what it says because they’re scared to pull the cord.

United States Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts: “Who?”

Jay Sekulow: “He doesn’t hide his Jewish identity, nor could he…he’s about 6’7″–he’s the tallest Jew I’ve ever met in my life.“

Wilton Daniel Gregory, Archbishop of Atlanta: “Who the hell let this guy in the Church?”

New York Times: “[Hirsh’s] muscular writings are the centerpiece of the episode.”

U.S. Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts: “Who?”

Jay Sekulow: “He doesn’t hide his Jewish identity, nor could he…he’s about 6’7″–he’s the tallest Jew I’ve ever met in my life.”

Wilton Daniel Gregory, Archbishop of Atlanta: “Who the hell let this guy in?”

New York Times: “[Hirsh’s] muscular writings are the centerpiece of the episode.”

Maria T. Vullo, Attorney for Planned Parenthood: “He’s the mastermind of the entire prolife movement.”