Biden’s Whoppers.

Biden announces contingency plan if he doesn’t get nomination.

Joe Biden today announced his contingency plan if he should fail to get the Democratic nomination for President.

The former Vice President told reporters that he was going into the restaurant business, specifically fast food.  He will be opening a chain of hamburger serving diners called Crazy Uncle Joe’s Whoppers.  Biden reminded reporters that he was the one that originally coined the term Whoppers back when he was slinging burgers in the ‘hood.

While franchises are available now.  Biden will open eateries in Soweto, South Africa since he did hard time there.  It’s also only 900 miles away from a prison he almost visited.  In addition, outlets will be established on the campuses of the many historically black universities and colleges that Joe has attended.