Pope Francis chimes in.
According to Bolsonaro’s plan, those with surnames ending in letters A – L will empty their bowels on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Those last names ending in letters M through Z will be allowed to defecate on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturday. There will be no Brazilian BM’s on Sunday as outlined in the official decree.
Bolsonaro’s bowel control decree was met with approval by his fellow South American and Climate Change expert, Pope Francis. Said the visible head of the Roman Catholic Church: “We are obliged to think of the world as operating on one global plan. This is a good start. Any Catholic in Brazil caught pooping on a day other than the one appointed will be suspended from the Eucharist.”
When asked if the same Church discipline would be meted out to those living active homosexual life styles or actively participating and supporting abortion, the Pontiff was equally clear: “Who am I to judge?“