Either Bloomberg or Bernie. Cuz’ I want a Jew.

So what’s not to like?

I am hereby pledging my unwavering support for [(Michael Bloomberg) or (Bernie Sanders)] because he is a [Jew].  As a [Jew] myself, I am convinced that it about time that the centuries of prejudice, racism, and mistreatment of [Jews] in this country should come to an end.  Having the first [Jew] in the White House would go a long way to validating me as a victim and to begin to right the wrong of how this country has dealt with its treatment of minorities.  I have little to no idea what [(Michael Bloomberg) or (Bernie Sanders)] stands for.  My support for him is because he is a [Jew].

Hey, Black Obama supporters.  See how stupid it sounds when someone else says it?