It’s hard to believe, who would have thunk
Why, no Who in Whoville would believe this junk.
That Green Eggs and Ham or a Cat in the Hat
Are code words for meaning something this, something that
And “a person’s a person no matter how small”
Reviling to those who think a baby person’s not a person at all.
We hear time and again from an unholy alliance
There’s a whole bunch of genders; just follow the #Science
Believing some fool in a lab coat who declares “a mask, maybe two“
Will save us forever from a seasonal flu. Do you?
We’ll be safe we are told by a geek in big glasses
With his magical jab stuck right in our asses
He can stop any virus as everyone knows
Unless it’s the kind that comes in Windows
Like Jill Biden I am not really a doctor, No, I am not
Even when her husband – you know the thing – could think a thought
When Michelle O read my books out loud everyone was glad
But three fish in a fight can be very, very bad
If I ran a zoo whether tiny or large
I would not, I could not put the dumb beasts in charge