THIS JUST IN: The Three Stooges sue for copyright infringement.
Biden’s 1st Day: Signs Transgender Rights Order Forcing Schools to Allow Boys in Girls’ Sports.
Fauci on Biden’s 1st Day: “The idea that you can get up and talk about what you know, what the evidence is, what the science is, it is somewhat of a liberating feeling.”
Pelosi on Biden’s 1st Day: Impeaching (Trump) will unify.
The threesome later got together for drinks where they were overheard to say, “Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck.”