This will be pretty popular with those that always thought the egg frying “this is your brain on drugs” commercial looked like a good idea.
Aug 13
Making America Beg Again.
The Muslim nations have a long-standing history of demonstrating mercy, compassion, and goodwill. Or at least that’s the sentence that could be constructed by President Joe Biden’s actions. That’s about the only actual sentence that could be constructed.
He’s literally begging the Taliban, who are successfully walking through Afghanistan, to spare the US Embassy in that God-forsaken rock pile. Guess he was thinking, you know, something along the same lines as Benghazi where our Ambassador was tortured and killed by Hillary Clinton’s malfeasance. But for the accident of birth that gave us Bill Gates, Hillary would be the most despicable man on the planet.
This is the same Taliban that is summarily executing surrendering soldiers in contravention of International Law. Surprisingly, the date eating towelheads have little regard for International Law even when it comes to not assassinating their own kinsmen. I’m sure they’ll cede to Biden’s begging.
Earlier this week Biden began flexing his begging physique and psyche, by imploring OPEC to increase oil production. He even said, “pretty-please-with-a-cherry-on-top.” This is the same guy whose first act on entering office was to fire 15,000 Americans by terminating the Keystone pipeline that was providing US Oil, not to mention tens of thousands of jobs. Poof! Gone! And I’m not just talking about Crazy Uncle Joe’s recall of that action.
But while Biden goes all Neville Chamberlain with the rest of the world, he continues to channel his inner Fidel Castro with those he swore an oath to defend.
Killing unborn children continues to be an Administration priority. Killing of the born people by mandating the Covid jab of death can only be described as the actions of a lunatic and/or a madman. Massive inflation that we haven’t seen since Jimmy “Peanuthead” Carter was President, Illegal aliens (not the one’s in UFO’s) flooding over our southern border in record numbers; the Covid sufferers among them being fairied around the country by Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg (see what I did there?) . . . and the list goes on.
Biden cowers before our sworn enemies and seeks to bludgeon Americans into submission using lies, manipulation, and threats.
You might want to learn to fight. Either that or Chinese.
Mar 05
Pot belly calling the Kettle fat.
Sometimes protestantism has a way of taking care of itself.
Meet Stewart Allen Clark, pastor of a Baptist Church in Missouri, or as the Baptists call it, the local pope. Seems like pope Stewart speaks infallibly – at least until he actually speaks. Last Sunday pope Stewart stated that married women who let themselves go are a real problem. And the legendary Pot Luck dinners on the grounds have nothing to do with it.
To illustrate his point, the local pontiff observed that you can’t all be Melania Trump, but hey, the least you ladies can do is try. Indeed.
A Missouri pastor is on leave after delivering a sermon telling women to lose weight and submit to the sexual desires of their husbands to keep them from straying.
Pastor Stewart-Allen Clark took a leave of absence Tuesday from First General Baptist in Malden after widespread criticism of his sexist sermon in late February. Besides weight loss and sex, Clark told wives to wear makeup, dress nicely, choose appropriate hairstyles and appear less “butch.”
Although the church in southeastern Missouri deleted videos from its website, a recording of the sermon appears on Facebook.
“Now look, I’m not saying every woman can be the epic — the epic – trophy wife of all time like Melania Trump. I’m not saying that at all. Most women can’t be trophy wives, but you know … … maybe you’re a participation trophy,”
You can read the rest of pope Stewart’s encyclical here.
Mar 03
Horton hear bupkis. Killing Dr. Seuss.
It’s hard to believe, who would have thunk
Why, no Who in Whoville would believe this junk.
That Green Eggs and Ham or a Cat in the Hat
Are code words for meaning something this, something that
And “a person’s a person no matter how small”
Reviling to those who think a baby person’s not a person at all.
We hear time and again from an unholy alliance
There’s a whole bunch of genders; just follow the #Science
Believing some fool in a lab coat who declares “a mask, maybe two“
Will save us forever from a seasonal flu. Do you?
We’ll be safe we are told by a geek in big glasses
With his magical jab stuck right in our asses
He can stop any virus as everyone knows
Unless it’s the kind that comes in Windows
Like Jill Biden I am not really a doctor, No, I am not
Even when her husband – you know the thing – could think a thought
When Michelle O read my books out loud everyone was glad
But three fish in a fight can be very, very bad
If I ran a zoo whether tiny or large
I would not, I could not put the dumb beasts in charge
Jan 29
Fauci lies out of both sides of his mouth.
FAUCI: The highest paid employee of the federal government.
He denies moving the goalposts on Covid (https://www.thedailybeast.com/fauci-rejects-fox-anchors…) but only after he admitted moving the goal posts on Covid ( https://www.westernjournal.com/dr-fauci-admits-moving…/). Because #Science is about being able to talk out of both sides of your mouth.