This is very interesting.
Score: Hound of Heaven: ~; Everyone else: 0
Sometimes protestantism has a way of taking care of itself.
Meet Stewart Allen Clark, pastor of a Baptist Church in Missouri, or as the Baptists call it, the local pope. Seems like pope Stewart speaks infallibly – at least until he actually speaks. Last Sunday pope Stewart stated that married women who let themselves go are a real problem. And the legendary Pot Luck dinners on the grounds have nothing to do with it.
To illustrate his point, the local pontiff observed that you can’t all be Melania Trump, but hey, the least you ladies can do is try. Indeed.
A Missouri pastor is on leave after delivering a sermon telling women to lose weight and submit to the sexual desires of their husbands to keep them from straying.
Pastor Stewart-Allen Clark took a leave of absence Tuesday from First General Baptist in Malden after widespread criticism of his sexist sermon in late February. Besides weight loss and sex, Clark told wives to wear makeup, dress nicely, choose appropriate hairstyles and appear less “butch.”
Although the church in southeastern Missouri deleted videos from its website, a recording of the sermon appears on Facebook.
“Now look, I’m not saying every woman can be the epic — the epic – trophy wife of all time like Melania Trump. I’m not saying that at all. Most women can’t be trophy wives, but you know … … maybe you’re a participation trophy,”
You can read the rest of pope Stewart’s encyclical here.
Why, no Who in Whoville would believe this junk.
That Green Eggs and Ham or a Cat in the Hat
Are code words for meaning something this, something that
And “a person’s a person no matter how small”
Reviling to those who think a baby person’s not a person at all.
We hear time and again from an unholy alliance
There’s a whole bunch of genders; just follow the #Science
Believing some fool in a lab coat who declares “a mask, maybe two“
Will save us forever from a seasonal flu. Do you?
We’ll be safe we are told by a geek in big glasses
With his magical jab stuck right in our asses
He can stop any virus as everyone knows
Unless it’s the kind that comes in Windows
Like Jill Biden I am not really a doctor, No, I am not
Even when her husband – you know the thing – could think a thought
When Michelle O read my books out loud everyone was glad
But three fish in a fight can be very, very bad
If I ran a zoo whether tiny or large
I would not, I could not put the dumb beasts in charge
From his lips to God’s ears.
Same song; second verse.
Now get in line, peon, and put your damn mask on or else.
FAUCI: The highest paid employee of the federal government.
He denies moving the goalposts on Covid (https://www.thedailybeast.com/fauci-rejects-fox-anchors…) but only after he admitted moving the goal posts on Covid ( https://www.westernjournal.com/dr-fauci-admits-moving…/). Because #Science is about being able to talk out of both sides of your mouth.