Insanity2

Pretty soon medical patients can say, “Remember the good old days when all we had to deal with was that chest cold virus they called Covid19?”

And just when you thought the government couldn’t out-stupid itself too.

The United States eased its policy on gay and bisexual men donating blood on Thursday due to rising concerns about blood supplies during the coronavirus crisis.

The Food and Drug Administration (FDA), a federal agency of the United States Department of Health and Human Services, said it was reducing a 12-month ban on men who have had sex with men to three months.

“This guidance is being implemented without prior public comment because the FDA has determined that prior public participation for this guidance is not feasible or appropriate,” the FDA said in a statement.

The announcement came after a long-running campaign by LGBT+ rights groups and some U.S. lawmakers for parity with heterosexuals regarding blood donations.

Oh. My. Goodness.

The Perfect Birthday gift for just about everyone.

Consider this: hitting a 6” target at 90 yards with a pistol!  In the freezing cold!  With a crosswind!

My polite vocab fails me.

Perspective Check

And now, for an especially prescient Corona prevention advisory.

The Elephant in the Room.

Wife:  “Why is there an elephant upstairs?”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: “Sheesh. Do I have to have a reason for everything?”

Biden promises female VEEP. Stacey Abrams ruled out.

Biden: “Stacey just doesn’t pass the ‘nuzzle test‘.”

Kicking off their audience-less debate, Biden and Sanders enjoyed an elbow bump as they greeted each other. When asked about a possible vice president, Biden said he will pick a woman to serve alongside him. Biden also reiterated his intent to appoint the first African American woman to the Supreme Court.

When asked about his running mate, Sanders said in “all likelihood” he would also select a woman. Leading contenders for Biden’s Veep include Kamala Harris, Elizabeth Warren, Stacey Abrams and Amy Klobuchar.

Biden later partially walked back some of the promise: “To the extent that I remember saying it at all, Stacey is a fine woman.  In fact, she’s a clean, articulate, bright African-American.  But she just doesn’t pass the ‘nuzzle test’.  And you know how I like to nuzzle!”

The former Vice-President was hurried off stage by one of his care-takers.

4000 children under 1 year dead in single day.

Same happened yesterday.

And the day before that.

And the day before that.

CHICAGO, ILLINOIS - MARCH 13: Travelers arrive in the international terminal at O'Hare Airport on March 13, 2020 in Chicago, Illinois. Today was the last day for travelers from 26 European nations to fly into the United States after President Donald Trump instituted a 30-day travel ban in an attempt to stem the proliferation of the COVID-19 pandemic. (Photo by Scott Olson/Getty Images)The mainstream media isn’t reporting on this, but yesterday 4000 children, all of them under the age of 1 year old were killed.  This epidemic has been going on for five decades, with the number of deaths is in the tens of millions.  Observers cite unmitigated greed, lust, selfishness as contributing factors.

But who cares about unborn babies?

Meanwhile, in other news, a total of 60 people who were previously medically compromised died of a variant of the common cold.  Panic ensues. Shelves stripped bare.  Toilet paper in short supply.

#PerspectiveCheck.

NY Archdiocese cancels all Masses. Heresy instantly down 70%.

Xavier Parish see 112% reduction of heresy.

New York Archbishop Cardinal Dolan has long ignored God.Featured Image  Corona virus, not as much.

Cardinal Dolan, head of the Archdiocese of New York, cancelled all Masses in his jurisdiction this past weekend. While hundreds of faithful Catholics were unable to attend worship services due to the strain of the common cold, some – shall we say – less faithful parishes experienced a precipitous drop in actual heresy.

On average, the archdiocese experienced a 70% drop in heresy, which marks its lowest level since Cardinal Dolan took over.  One parish, the notorious St. Xavier’s, long been the sanctuary for sodomites and other disordered folks living in rebellion to the teachings of the Church, led the way with a whopping 112% decline in abominations.

 

 

Coronavirus relief: Joy Behar and Andy Stanley stay home.

Divine Intervention.

Andy Stanley (a/k/a Joel Osteen of the East), pastor of the Northpoint Church franchise announced today that parishioners should no longer come to any of their campuses for services.  Due to concerns over the spread of the CoronaVirus, Stanley who is the lead pastor of the second largest church in the country sent out the notice.  Stanley added, however, that “the faithful can tune in online and contributions are still expected.”

Borrowing a page from the meal delivery service handbook, Stanley also noted that

“Deacons in hazmat suits will visit the homes of all members to collect the loot.”

And, in a manifestation of icing on the Supreme cake, Joy Behar, abrasive hostess of The View gabfest, announced that she was in self-imposed exile for a couple of weeks.  Her advanced age was given as the reason.

Christians and pagans alike collectively sighed, “Finally.  Some relief.”

Corona Virus; Lyme Disease

When the world hands you lemons . . . make lemonade.