Corona Virus; Lyme Disease

When the world hands you lemons . . . make lemonade.



Joe Biden: leading the way to “decency, dignity, and honor” in the White House.

And if you think otherwise, “you are a full of shit lying dog-faced pony soldier.”

It’s #CelebrateAbortionProvider Day.

Who knew?

Seems to be a lot of incestuous self-congratulating going on over at Twitter.  (Be sure to add your voice to the celebration over there.)  And, to think, I didn’t even get anyone a card.

I thought the pro-aborts always say abortion is not to be celebrated.  Go figure.  Nothing says, hip-hip-hooray like a tidal wave of innocent blood.  And the mayor of Minneapolis Jacob Frey is drunk with blood lust.

But this day also reminds me of a former client: Paul Jennings Hill. Without him, this day might not be possible.  And while we’re reminiscing, let’s not forget that the future holds some good old fashion “Crimes Against Humanity” trials.  Oh. Glorious. Day.

Biden’s finished: Tells woman to “Shush”. Twice.

That can only mean one thing: Time to get a new woman.

Joe just needs to keep punching and punching and punching.

And when an autoworker confronted the former Vice-President who asserted he was going to confiscate guns, the always articulate Biden responded, “You’re full of s***.”

Trump skips St. Patrick luncheon. Citing ‘Old Bird Pelosi’ on menu.

Also said, “Besides, I hate leftovers.


President Donald Trump has decided to skip the annual Congressional St. Patrick’s Day lunch on Capitol Hill, according to Politico‘s Playbook.

“Since the Speaker has chosen to tear this Nation apart with her actions and her rhetoric, the President will not participate in moments where she so often chooses to drive discord and disunity, and will instead celebrate the rich history and strong ties between the United States and Ireland at the White House on March 12,” White House deputy press secretary Judd Deere said in a statement.

The annual lunch on Capitol Hill takes place around St. Patrick’s Day in addition to a White House meeting with the Prime Minister of Ireland and a White House reception where the Taoiseach traditionally gives the president a bowl of shamrocks.

The Congressional luncheon is an ongoing tradition started by House Speaker Tip O’Neill in 1983, who invited President Ronald Reagan to Capitol Hill for the occasion.  But the relationship between Trump and Pelosi has deteriorated, particularly after she ripped up the president’s speech at his 2020 State of the Union address.

Red wine leaks into water supply. Residents giddy. Southern Baptists livid.

Malfunction causes red wine to flow from faucets in an Italian town.

(CNN) — Who wouldn’t love it if red wine started flowing from their kitchen sink?  For a few hours Wednesday, residents of the northern Italian town of Castelvetro realized they could have their Lambrusco not just from bottles — but also from their faucets and shower heads.
A malfunction at a local winery caused 1,000 liters of ready-to-be-bottled wine to leak into the water pipes.  The glitch lasted about three hours and impacted about 20 homes, said Giorgia Mezzacqui, deputy mayor of Castelvetro, about 10 miles south of Modena.
The local government posted on its Facebook page that the leak didn’t pose any health risks.  The incident provided a moment of levity to the town that’s in the midst of the coronavirus crisis — which has hit northern Italy the hardest.
“At a time where we have very little to smile about, I’m glad we brought some levity to others,” Mezzacqui told CNN. “Hopefully some day they’ll remember us and will want to come visit us.”

Joe Biden spreading Corona Virus so he can defeat Donald Trump.

Finally able to get Joe Biden

from touching his own face.

Now,  how to get him to stop touching everyone else’s.

Joe Biden, Streetfighter

Joe doesn’t fight like a girl. Worse: he lets a girl do his fighting.

Crazy Uncle Joe is, well, crazy.  He’s also the youngest man in the race for the Democratic nomination.  That’s if you don’t count the only Squaw in the race.

Joe’s got a legendary habit of running his mouth.  Usually, it’s just to put his foot in it.  He, apparently, is unloved: no one close to him will tell him to shut up.

Some of his flubs can be forgiven, even laughed off.  Giving endless speeches could give just about anyone the opportunity for a misstep.  And who among us hasn’t at one point or another said, “Wait, today is Thursday already.  I thought it was Super Tuesday!”  For my part, I’ve got sticky notes around the house labelled “Plausible reasons I came in this room.”  Man, that’s been a lifesaver.

Joe is famous for talking tough.  Whether it’s his childhood nemesis, the non-existent “Corn Pop” whom testosterone-rich Biden taught a life lesson or expressing his desire to take President Trump out to the woodshed, Joe doesn’t back down.  We know this, because he tells us all the time.

But every once and while, you get a glimpse of a man and who he really is.  So if an excommunicated Catholic supporting the wholesale murder of unborn children isn’t enough for you (and that’s a position Joe has held long before he went bat-poop senile), yesterday he was laid bare.

Not only did Joe get confused as to which female standing next to him was his wife and which was his sister – a vestige of a campaign stop in West Virginia, I’m sure – Joe showed himself for who he is: a two-bit coward.  I could take the mildly-endearing doddering old man who might utter some awkwardisms at Thanksgiving Dinner.  Even if you don’t let him within 10 feet of any prepubescent girl.

But Joe Biden is a no-account, worthless, pompous coward.  Two porcine female protesters rushed the stage Biden shared with his wife and sister.  They were shouting something about outlawing milk – no doubt, some deeply-held pain coming to the surface due to the fact that they’ve never had the opportunity to lactate.  It was Biden’s wife who twice stepped between the protester and the candidate.  In each instance, Joe had his arm around his wife’s waist – perhaps still thinking her to be his sister – keeping her between himself and the rushing swine.


So if you hear Crazy Uncle Joe saying we need to “keep punching and punching and punching” to get rid of domestic violence; or, you think he’s going to go toe-to-toe with Putin, that fat guy from North Korea, or anyone  else for that matter, you can know the only person he will ever use force against is an unborn baby.

But anyone that can push back – even if it’s just with a piece of cardboard – he’ll use his own wife as a shield.

A little somethin’ for your favorite Millennial.

It’s 2 pm.  Time to wake up, Snowflake.

Either Bloomberg or Bernie. Cuz’ I want a Jew.

So what’s not to like?

I am hereby pledging my unwavering support for [(Michael Bloomberg) or (Bernie Sanders)] because he is a [Jew].  As a [Jew] myself, I am convinced that it about time that the centuries of prejudice, racism, and mistreatment of [Jews] in this country should come to an end.  Having the first [Jew] in the White House would go a long way to validating me as a victim and to begin to right the wrong of how this country has dealt with its treatment of minorities.  I have little to no idea what [(Michael Bloomberg) or (Bernie Sanders)] stands for.  My support for him is because he is a [Jew].

Hey, Black Obama supporters.  See how stupid it sounds when someone else says it?