Professional “Wrestling” now an Essential Service.

WWE PhotoIn Florida, World Wrestling Entertainment has found itself among the services considered “essential,” according to Mayor Jerry Demings of Orange County, where the sports entertainment business has a sizable training facility in Orlando and has held recent events, including its marquee show, WrestleMania, this month.

Meanwhile, churches across the country are closed.  In part, by government edict; in part because of the complicity of the Princes of the Vichy Church, it appears that  the salvation of souls pales in comparison to “coming off the top rope” (pictured).

Perhaps the solution might lie with challenging the local bishop to a cage match right before Mass.  The churches can then “legally” be opened.

Plus you get to hit the bishop in the head with a folding chair, so you’ll be good to go when you come to the Eucharist.