I told you I believe in miracles.
I just didn’t know how much.
I don’t care much for politicians. The democrats are a bunch of thievin’, lyin’, murderous thugs. The publicans are often a bunch of spineless, compromising wimps. It’s hard to know who to be disgusted by more.
Then, out of nowhere this guy runs for sheriff in Hillsborough County, New Hampshire. He’s running as a Republican – but wait before you hate – he is promising to protect everyone in his county:
Szabo is running as a Republican for Hillsborough County Sheriff. But he injected a new issue in the debate when he sent out a press release saying he would arrest anyone performing an abortion. He took it a step further when asked how far he’d go to stop one.
“Deadly force is the last thing law enforcement should be using, if a citizen’s life is in danger they should be protected,” says Szabo. “If there is no other choice, that’s what’s needed to protect the citizen.”
Democrats – being democrats and all – demanded that “Every Republican officeholder and candidate in New Hampshire must condemn and reject this man and his beliefs.” Republicans being the whipped wimps that they are – being republicans and all – took their instructions like real eunuchs, denouncing Szabo’s comments as “Irresponsible, outrageous, and inappropriate.”
What the publican response means in real English is, “it’s a damn good idea and it’s about time someone running for office in this country grew a pair and espoused a sound, legal, and moral basis for how he will govern.” You’re welcome.
I’m not sure what Candidate Szabo’s chances of being elected are, but he’s the heavy favorite among those under nine months of age.