Joe Biden and the hostile workplace environment.

Biden going all ISIS, loosing his head.

Or, at least thinking with the wrong one.

Vice President Joe Biden clearly takes a hands on approach when it comes to his day job.

Tuesday, at Defense Sec. Ash Carter‘s swearing-in ceremony, Biden got all touchy feely with Carter’s wife, Stephanie. From the pictures, it looks like he’s whispering sweet nothings into her right ear. He’s also getting a good whiff of her shampoo.

“I knew I should have checked the sex offender registry before coming here.”

“If he doesn’t get his hands off me in 10 seconds, I’m gonna make him a soprano.”


The Daily Caller reminds us that this is not the first time Old Smokin’ Joe has gotten all touchy feely:

In December, 2013, Biden grabbed the waist of The Hill’s White House reporter Amie Parnes at a White House holiday party. As she appeared to protect her underboob, he veered dangerously close to her abdomen. The picture quickly went viral.

Indeed, the most transparent and dignified Administration in history.