Category: Politics

No. Russia. Collusion

Family Stories. And Fauxcahantas.

My family used to tell me stories too.  When I was a child an old, fat guy would come down our chimney and give me stuff.  I really loved him.  And whenever I lost a tooth, some flying chick would pay me a quarter for it.  But when I stopped losing teeth and realized we …

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I do abortions while I’m wearing #Blackface.

Do those offset each other? Insanity. Hypocrisy. I rape, pillage, plunder. I especially like killing babies. Born or unborn: they’re all the same. Don’t judge me. Don’t impose your morality on me. But I did something retarded 35 years ago when I was in college: I sincerely apologize. #abortion #BlackfaceDemocrats

Uganda and curvy women.

I didn’t even know you could use those words in the same sentence. I’m sure Members of Congress and champions of the #MeToo will push for legislation against this . . . just as soon as they get back from lunch.  

Driven a Ford lately?

I’ve never been a stranger to polarizing conversation whether it be politics, social issues, or religion.  Today I rush in, however, where angels fear to tread, the most polarizing issue of all: Pickup Trucks.  Recently I bought one: Ford F250, crew cab diesel, four-wheel drive.  Silver if you must know.  So you Ram and GM …

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is the Anti-Trump

Bloomberg ominously warns that “Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Is the Darling of the Left, Nightmare of the Right.”  Lions and tigers and bears.  Oh, my!  That warning is, of course, predicated on two assumptions: 1) that the “Right” is composed of every member of Congress with an (R) after their name; and, 2) that the lot of …

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Oprah: “Jesus don’t like ugly.”

Indeed, He doesn’t.  Who can blame Him?

Is Oprah a token Negro too?

CNN and its token Negro Don Lemon couldn’t wait to gather a lynch mob back in the day when Kanye West took a break from pimpin’ his wife to grab some publicity with President Trump. No sooner had the rapper and sometimes political commentator donned a MAGA hat, and the Lemon Factory put the squeeze …

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A Table for the Tribe?


President Donald Trump made a promise.  Not a campaign promise, but a promise nonetheless.  He said that if Fauxcohontas took a DNA test and proved she was an American Indian that he would make a million dollar donation to the charity of her choice. Well, the test results are in and Elizabeth Warren is 1/1024th …

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