Category: Politics
Feb 14
No. Russia. Collusion
Feb 07
Family Stories. And Fauxcahantas.
My family used to tell me stories too. When I was a child an old, fat guy would come down our chimney and give me stuff. I really loved him. And whenever I lost a tooth, some flying chick would pay me a quarter for it. But when I stopped losing teeth and realized we …
Feb 07
I do abortions while I’m wearing #Blackface.
Do those offset each other? Insanity. Hypocrisy. I rape, pillage, plunder. I especially like killing babies. Born or unborn: they’re all the same. Don’t judge me. Don’t impose your morality on me. But I did something retarded 35 years ago when I was in college: I sincerely apologize. #abortion #BlackfaceDemocrats
Feb 07
Uganda and curvy women.
I didn’t even know you could use those words in the same sentence. I’m sure Members of Congress and champions of the #MeToo will push for legislation against this . . . just as soon as they get back from lunch.
Jan 29
Driven a Ford lately?
I’ve never been a stranger to polarizing conversation whether it be politics, social issues, or religion. Today I rush in, however, where angels fear to tread, the most polarizing issue of all: Pickup Trucks. Recently I bought one: Ford F250, crew cab diesel, four-wheel drive. Silver if you must know. So you Ram and GM …
Jan 17
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is the Anti-Trump
Bloomberg ominously warns that “Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Is the Darling of the Left, Nightmare of the Right.” Lions and tigers and bears. Oh, my! That warning is, of course, predicated on two assumptions: 1) that the “Right” is composed of every member of Congress with an (R) after their name; and, 2) that the lot of …
Oct 31
Is Oprah a token Negro too?
CNN and its token Negro Don Lemon couldn’t wait to gather a lynch mob back in the day when Kanye West took a break from pimpin’ his wife to grab some publicity with President Trump. No sooner had the rapper and sometimes political commentator donned a MAGA hat, and the Lemon Factory put the squeeze …
Oct 17
TRUMP SHOULD PAY!
President Donald Trump made a promise. Not a campaign promise, but a promise nonetheless. He said that if Fauxcohontas took a DNA test and proved she was an American Indian that he would make a million dollar donation to the charity of her choice. Well, the test results are in and Elizabeth Warren is 1/1024th …