Feb 25

I have a dream . . .

The theme of my (sure to be short-lived) pontificate: No More Mr. Nice Guy.

My first official correspondence: Dear Mrs. Pelosi, eternal torment starts now.

United States Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts: “Who?”

Jay Sekulow: “He doesn’t hide his Jewish identity, nor could he…he’s about 6’7″–he’s the tallest Jew I’ve ever met in my life.“

Wilton Daniel Gregory, Archbishop of Atlanta: “Who the hell let this guy in the Church?”

New York Times: “[Hirsh’s] muscular writings are the centerpiece of the episode.”

U.S. Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts: “Who?”

Jay Sekulow: “He doesn’t hide his Jewish identity, nor could he…he’s about 6’7″–he’s the tallest Jew I’ve ever met in my life.”

Wilton Daniel Gregory, Archbishop of Atlanta: “Who the hell let this guy in?”

New York Times: “[Hirsh’s] muscular writings are the centerpiece of the episode.”

Maria T. Vullo, Attorney for Planned Parenthood: “He’s the mastermind of the entire prolife movement.”