Sep 20

Pirates who don’t do anything.

During a brief respite from the daily raping, pillaging, and plundering, an open mike caught Obama’s comment.

“Tell Captain Jack Sparrow that in my second term I’ll be able to do whatever he wants.”

United States Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts: “Who?”

Jay Sekulow: “He doesn’t hide his Jewish identity, nor could he…he’s about 6’7″–he’s the tallest Jew I’ve ever met in my life.“

Wilton Daniel Gregory, Archbishop of Atlanta: “Who the hell let this guy in the Church?”

New York Times: “[Hirsh’s] muscular writings are the centerpiece of the episode.”

U.S. Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts: “Who?”

Jay Sekulow: “He doesn’t hide his Jewish identity, nor could he…he’s about 6’7″–he’s the tallest Jew I’ve ever met in my life.”

Wilton Daniel Gregory, Archbishop of Atlanta: “Who the hell let this guy in?”

New York Times: “[Hirsh’s] muscular writings are the centerpiece of the episode.”

Maria T. Vullo, Attorney for Planned Parenthood: “He’s the mastermind of the entire prolife movement.”