Since Facebook has this whole Timeline thingy and, more importantly, it just went public and generated a few bizillion dollars, I thought I would create my own. Let me know if you can relate . . . and the best comment will share in the vast wealth that I’m gonna have when I go public. Probably call it Faceplant.
1962 vs 2012
1962: Long hair
2012: Longing for hair
1962: KEG
2012: EKG
1962: Acid rock
2012: Acid reflux
1962: Moving to California because it’s cool
2012: Moving to Arizona because it’s warm
1962: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2012: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
1962: Seeds and stems
2012: Roughage
1962: Hoping for a BMW
2012: Hoping for a BM
1962: Going to a new, hip joint
2012: Receiving a new hip joint
1962: Rolling Stones
2012: Kidney Stones
1962: Passing the drivers’ test
2012: Passing the vision test
H/T to D. Hirsh


