Now get in line, peon, and put your damn mask on or else.
FAUCI: The highest paid employee of the federal government.
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Fauci on Biden’s 1st Day: “The idea that you can get up and talk about what you know, what the evidence is, what the science is, it is somewhat of a liberating feeling.”
Pelosi on Biden’s 1st Day: Impeaching (Trump) will unify.
The threesome later got together for drinks where they were overheard to say, “Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck.”
Pat Robertson has been senile longer than most people have been alive.
If he experiences much more of a cognitive decline, he’ll refer to himself as President-Elect.
Pat Robertson thinks that President Donald Trump is being “erratic” and needs to move on from his “alternate reality” about the election.
Yes, that Pat Robertson. Even Pat Robertson thinks this is going too far.
Back in October, Roberton said God told him Trump would win. He encouraged people to get out and vote before adding, “It’s going to lead to civil unrest, and then a war against Israel and so forth.”
Even after the election was called for Joe Biden, Robertson still publicly said “it isn’t over yet.”
But on Monday, in a segment first flagged by Right Wing Watch, after The 700 Club aired a report about Trump considering a 2024 run, Robertson actually said, “With all his talent and the ability to raise money and grow large crowds, the president still lives in an alternate reality. He really does. People say, ‘Well, he lies about this, that, and the other.’ No, he isn’t lying. To him, that’s the truth.”
But the hilarious part, at least for anyone who’s ever sojourned in Robertson’s parallel universe, is this gem: “He is very erratic and he’s fired people and he’s fought people and he’s insulted people… It’s a mixed bag.”