I admit it. I’m grasping at straws. But you just gotta love Debbie Wasserman “Sgt.” Schultz. Granted, her looks have faded dramatically since she was on Hogan’s Heroes, but her presence as the Chairman of the Democratic National Committee has finally given me some visceral joy at being (most of the time) a Republican.
Without her, I would be left to ponder “our side”, the likes of John “The Weeping Willow” Boehner and Mitch “The Switch” McConnell. If either of these buffoons possessed a spine (or related metaphorical body parts) they would be have to change their respective Facebook status from “Coward” to “Traitor.”
So while the Pubbies range from bombastic to boring, the Dems are running around shooting themselves. If only they didn’t believe so strongly in gun control and possessed real guns.
Debbie Wasserman Shultz has been so busy running cover for Hillary to safeguard her ascent to the throne and Planned Parenthood murderous criminal enterprise. To Schultzie’s credit either one of these is a full time job. She’s been handling this double-duty like a real man.
I think the precipitous decline of the West requires a parachute rather than a sled. Even if any of the candidates possessed the requisite character, I doubt the descent could be stopped.
But for now . . . well, Nero had his circuses. We’ve got Debbie Wasserman Schultz.
Gotta love Schultzie.