Feb 22

Obama’s end game keeps money in your pocket.

Terrorists warn of mall attacks.

I understand – but cannot verify – that there are places in this country called, what’s the word, oh yeah malls.

There are portions of my repressed memory . . . but I can’t talk about it.  And it is my understanding that these malls are places where they try to sell obscene clothes at obscene prices.  It is – as I hear it – an attempt to make your young men look as effeminate as possible and your daughters look like whores.  Or even worse: Kardashians.

In any event, it seems that some members of the religion of peace are threatening to attack Americans in these already desecrated places.

Now, if I do nothing else, I’ll give credit where credit is due.  All this time, I have been deriding the anti-Christian, closet Muslim, unpatriotic Barack Obama for his coddling of terrorists and his refusing to even refer to them as such.

But it seems I was wrong.

By feeding an environment of fear, it has been Obama’s aim to save our children from the pressures of American depravity and to help middle class families keep more of their money.  It’s like a tax cut with no reduction in government services.  What could be better!


Feb 22

Black middle schooler slams Barack Obama in epic YouTube speech

12-year old C.J. Pearson, from Georgia,

gives President “Shovel Ready” the what-for.

I’ll make anyone two bets:

1.  This young man’s parents are not welfare recipients who drop their children off at the government re-education camps (what some call “public schools”); and,

2.  Media darlings will ignore him or call him an Uncle Tom.

H/T to American Mirror.


Feb 20

Obama’s tree not dead. It just looks that way.

Indian Peepal tree planted by Obama not dead. 

It’s mostly dead.

I wonder how Obama’s other pee pals are doing.

We all know that Obama sees no evidence of Muslim terrorism.  He said something like, “let’s not lose our heads about this.”  He also thinks the solution to all the Musloid beheadings, immolations, and desecration is for these countries to adopt a good jobs program.

And, after all, Obama put the “BS” in JOBS.

And apparently President “Shovel Ready” is having an impact on creating alternative reality:

Officials in India want to make one thing clear: The tree that President Barack Obama planted in New Delhi three weeks ago is not dead.

It just looks dead.

The peepal tree was awash in leaves when Obama planted it at the New Delhi memorial to Indian independence leader Mohandas K. Gandhi. By Thursday, though, it was just a single lonely stem.

Its lack of leaves has been giving Indian officials sleepless nights, with the media here blasting them for allowing the tree to die less than a month after the presidential visit.

Read the rest of the AP story here.

Obama’s Indian Peepal tree fail is just another sign of the times. Obama is a terrorist loving, abortion adoring, Sodomite supporting, Christianity supplanting, economy savaging, military morale destroying . . . and these are just his good points.

He’s leading the nation – and in some respects, the world – in a miserable death march.

But, pay no attention.  Nothing to see here.  Go on about your lives, citizens.  Cable surf, Kardashian watch.

We’re not dead; we just look that way.

Feb 19

Administration calls for an end to Muslim Oppression.

Make. It. Stop.

Obama’s 50 Shades of Islam


You’ve probably been aware of all of the oppression going on in this country against Muslims.  Sure, the mainstream media is trying to keep it all hush hush, but we know there’s a problem.  Why just this morning right before Mass was ended, my priest called for every member of the congregation to round up as many Muslims as we know and – just because of their faith – saw their heads off.  The church secretary is supposed to be running the camera when we get down to business.

Oh. wait.  It’s the other way around.  How could I forget.

Fortunately the Obama Administration is on the job.  Not only has Obama refused to acknowledge the Islamo-fascist problem, not only has Barack Hussein Obama criticized Egypt for bombing ISIS for the bloody slaughter of a couple of dozen Christians, his Administration – the most inept, despicable, nationally destructive administration in history –  is giving voice to the “plight of Muslims” in this country.

DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY SECRETARY JEH JOHNSON: We in the administration and the government should give voice to the plight of Muslims living in this country and the discrimination that they face. And so I personally have committed to speak out about the situation that very often people in the Muslim community in this country face. The fact that there are 1.6 billion Muslims in the world and the Islamic faith is one about peace and brotherhood.

Feb 18

Gay “Catholics” get Vatican VIP treatment.

While the faithful get Burked.

Reuters reports that a prominent American “Catholic” gay rights group was given VIP treatment for the first time at an audience with Pope Francis on Wednesday, a move members saw as a sign of change in the Roman Catholic Church.

“This is a sign of movement that’s due to the Francis effect,” said Sister Jeannine Gramick, co-founder of New Ways Ministry, which ministers to homosexual Catholics and promotes gay rights in the 1.2 billion-member Church.

“Francis effect,” huh.

Coming next week:  Francis welcomes Planned Parenthood?

Musloid dogs on one side; wolves in shepherd’s clothing on the other.

Jesus, help us.

Feb 17

Joe Biden and the hostile workplace environment.

Biden going all ISIS, loosing his head.

Or, at least thinking with the wrong one.

Vice President Joe Biden clearly takes a hands on approach when it comes to his day job.

Tuesday, at Defense Sec. Ash Carter‘s swearing-in ceremony, Biden got all touchy feely with Carter’s wife, Stephanie. From the pictures, it looks like he’s whispering sweet nothings into her right ear. He’s also getting a good whiff of her shampoo.


“I knew I should have checked the sex offender registry before coming here.”


“If he doesn’t get his hands off me in 10 seconds, I’m gonna make him a soprano.”


The Daily Caller reminds us that this is not the first time Old Smokin’ Joe has gotten all touchy feely:

In December, 2013, Biden grabbed the waist of The Hill’s White House reporter Amie Parnes at a White House holiday party. As she appeared to protect her underboob, he veered dangerously close to her abdomen. The picture quickly went viral.


Indeed, the most transparent and dignified Administration in history.


Feb 13

Surrogate Mother left holding the baby

Gee, I would have thought surrogacy would be trouble free.

Let’s see.

  • Black woman wants to have a baby.  Well, sort of.  So she gets an anonymous black woman to donate her eggs.  Check.
  • Black husband provides his “genetic material”.  Check.
  • Rent a white woman’s uterus.  Check.
  • Get divorced.  Check.
  • Baby born with a medical condition.  Check.

What could go wrong?

I remember picketing abortion clinics and the purple-haired, pierced-lipped, gender-uncertain proaborts (but then I repeat myself) chanting that women were not incubators.  Hmmm.

New York News



Jan 21

Punching the Pontiff in the Proboscis?

The Pope’s expecting me.

Assuming the quotes are accurate, Pope Francis I (in the wake of the Musloids doing what Musloids do in France, this time):

Pope Francis, who is currently on a week-long tour to Asia, said on Thursday that there are limits to freedom of expression, especially when it insults someone’s faith and religion, according to media reports. The pope’s comments, made on board the papal plane en route to the Philippines from Sri Lanka, were reportedly made in response to a question about freedom of speech and religion.

“You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others,” Francis reportedly said, adding that while freedom of religion and freedom of expression are both fundamental human rights, there are limits to freedom of expression. “If my good friend Dr. Gasparri says a curse word against my mother, he can expect a punch,” Francis said, throwing a mock punch toward his assistant standing beside him. “It’s normal.”

More recently, the Pontiff said, appearing to back track slightly on the above statement:

In theory, it may be said that the Gospel says we must turn the other cheek. In theory, we can say that we have the freedom to express ourselves, and this is important. In theory we are all in agreement, but we are human, and so there is prudence, which is a virtue in human coexistence. I cannot continually provoke or insult someone, because I would risk angering them, I risk receiving a reaction that is not right, not right. But it is human. Therefore, I say that the freedom of expression must take into consideration the reality of humanity, and for this reason I say that we must be prudent. This means we must be polite and prudent, as prudence is the virtue that regulates human relations.

In the same discussion he also touched on the well-recognized scourge facing the Catholic Church – that of irresponsible Catholics who are not contracepting and otherwise acting – in his words – “like rabbits”:

I think that three is the number of children per family that the experts say is correct to maintain the population, three per couple. When there are fewer than this, there is the other extreme, which we see in Italy where I have heard – I do not know if it is true – that from 2024 there will not be the money to pay pensioners. The key phrase to answer this question is the one that the Church has always used: responsible parenthood. How does one do this? Through dialogue. Every person, accompanied by their pastor, must find out how to achieve responsible parenthood. … Some believe that – excuse the expression – to be good Catholics we must be like rabbits. No. Responsible parenthood. This is clear, and for this reason in the Church here are matrimonial groups, experts in this. I know of many, many legitimate ways to achieve this. … On the other hand, for the poorest people, a child is a treasure. It is true, we must also be careful here. But for them, a child is a treasure. God knows how to help them. Perhaps some are not careful in this respect, it is true. Parenthood must be responsible. But look also at the generosity of those fathers and mothers who see every child as a treasure.

So this leads me to one observation and one question:

First, the observation. “In theory, it may be said that the Gospel says we must turn the other cheek.” Umm. Excuse me there, Holy Father, but if you check just an eensy teensy little bit, you might notice that right there in the middle of the Beatitudes (Matthew 5:39) it is not just there “in theory” and it is not “may be said”.

The Beatitudes are not some e=mc² of salvation, that everyone says but no one can really understand.  And since the point of your comment is directed toward your view that “we must be be polite and prudent . . . .” it seems that those, too, are merely “in theory” as you immediately segued from freedom of expression to analogizing faithful Catholics with good old Lepus curpaeums.

Which brings me to my question.  Given that your comments are impolite, imprudent, and contrary to your admonition that “You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others,” can I come to the Vatican and give you a punch?

It is after all, as you say, normal.

Brer Rabbit.

Jun 24

How to order at a Malaysian Drive-Thru

So Christians can’t say “Allah”, huh?

“Allah have a double bacon cheeseburger and a hot dog.”

Jun 17

How bad is it when you miss Saddam Hussein?

To be clear, I don’t mean the other Hussein.

Saddam Hussein-miss-me-yet

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