Democrats squared off against each other again in debate. Zinger of the night was when Elizabeth Warren, the only Indian in the race went off the Democrat’s “Never met an abortion we didn’t like” platform and rebuked opponent Michael Bloomberg for allegedly once telling an employee to kill her unborn baby. Warren later clarified her …
Category: Politics
Sep 13
For guys who hate guns so much, they sure like a shooting gallery.
Maybe it’s more of a circular firing squad. That really would be ‘Keeping America First.” The Democratic presidential debate Thursday night quickly turned personal, as candidates took turns hammering each other on their vulnerabilities. Joe Biden’s memory, Elizabeth Warren’s expensive plans, and Bernie Sanders’s socialism all turned into political footballs over the course of the …
Aug 28
Psychedelic Warlord lives in El Paso
“One day, as I was driving home from work, I noticed two children crossing the street. They were happy, happy to be free from their troubles…This happiness was mine by right. I had earned it in my dreams. As I neared the young ones, I put all my weight on my right foot, keeping the …
Aug 27
Taylor, not that swift; needs to Calm Down.
Taylor Swift called out the White House after she won the 2019 MTV Video Music Awards‘ top prize — video of the year — for her LGBTQ pride anthem, “You Need To Calm Down.” The “Lover” songstress opened the show at the Prudential Center in Newark, N.J., with a performance of the hit song. Swift was flanked by …
Aug 10
Finally. An alternative to Soul Cycle.
Chrissy Teigen launches new endeavor! Chrissy Teigen, the world’s most annoying woman, has announced she is cancelling her membership of two popular gyms in protest at the owner’s decision to hold a fund-raiser for President Trump. Billionaire U.S. tycoon Stephen Ross, owner of the NFL’s Miami Dolphins, and whose many companies include Equinox and SoulCycle, …
Aug 10
Brazil’s President Bolsonaro: Just a Regular Guy
Pope Francis chimes in. Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro suggested Friday that people “poop every other day” as a way to save the environment, after he came under fire for a surge in deforestation of the Amazon since he came to power. “It’s enough to eat a little less. You talk about environmental pollution. It’s enough …
Aug 09
Biden stumping for Trump in Iowa.
On a “Truth vs. Facts” tour Former Vice President and current Democratic hopeful for president, Joe Biden, has been tirelessly campaigning . . . it appears, for President Trump. Falling on the ever-popular White Privilege sword, Biden noted with great enthusiasm that “Poor kids are just as bright as white kids,” the former President in …
Aug 01
Kirsten Gillibrand courts the Traditional Family Values Vote.
A Girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do. New York junior senator Kirsten Gillibrand is marginal candidate in 2020 Democratic primaries. She acknowledged her position is in peril, pleading: “Please go to kirstengillibrand.com so I can make the next debate stage.“ Gillibrand was one of the candidates on stage Wednesday night, and falls toward …
Jul 29
White Privileged MAGA hat lover, deports a Mexican.
Racist Gull tells Mexican to “Go back where you came from. In fact, I’ll take you there myself.” Possible retaliation for chewing up a MAGA hat. Reports are coming out of England that mobs of mostly-white seagulls are searching for less-privileged birds and mammals in a globally-warmed environment that is leading to a scarcity of …
Apr 03
Behold! The Compassion of the Wicked.
These figures are from an official copy of the Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton Foundation for the tax year 2014. The copy of the tax return is from the National Center for Charitable Statistics website! You can get the latest tax return on any charitable organization! Total revenue …